(Source: sf-f-fiji)
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
If you close your eyes just as it crashes, you feel really relaxed because your brain thinks you’ve actually died for a second.
it scares me how relaxed my brain actually was when i closed my eyes wow
The things that happen in Asian public transportations lol.
LMAO
(Source: onlylolgifs)
i seriously can’t deal with smash getting cancelled
i fucking can’t
this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma
The memory that I try so hard to forget always finds its way back to me. There is no escaping it. Especially not this time. Not when people are reminding me of it. How did it get this far? Oh, that’s right.
lol you never had my back wtf.
